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OLD BRIDGE, NJ—In what many are calling a complete bullshit move, Riverside High School algebra teacher Mrs. Trella, 34, assigned her sixth-period class an assload of math homework this Friday which was due Monday.
The homework, which included a number of impossible to solve word problems, several stupid equations, and a bunch of other pointless crap, was assigned at the end of class on Friday. According to sources, Trella handed out the homework at approximately 2:43 p.m., even though it was a completely unfair thing to do and would totally screw over everyone’s weekend.
“She assigned it right before the bell rang,” said ninth-grader Kenny Riley.
“Fuuuuuuccck.” Added Riley.
According to a recent survey, Trella pulls this kind of stupid bullshit all the time. In November, the 34-year-old announced a surprise math test that wasn’t even about stuff that made any sense, while earlier this year, Trella reportedly lost her mind and assigned homework on the very first day of school. She requires you to show all your work which has foiled some attempts to copy off douche bag Allan Marks.
Sources still have not confirmed what the fuck that was about.
Source: The Onion